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I’d Tell You About Jesus, But Who Would Take Care of Fluffy?

I used to be a dispensationalist, but those beliefs have long since been, um, left behind. I’m pretty sure, however, that even when I expected a secret rapture of the church, I would have been more concerned for the lost humans who would have to endure the tribulation period than I would for the pets formerly owned by believers.

How does this work, evangelistically? Doesn’t this scheme pretty much require that certain people not be exposed to the gospel?


1 Comment

  1. Ed Cline says:

    Hmmmm… Let’s see… “I’m sorry but I can’t tell you about Jesus. After all, who else will take care of my goldfish?!? And I like him better than you. (At least I think it’s a ‘him’…)”

    Yep. Definitely a sign of proper spiritual priorities.

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