It’s official: I’m a “schizoid mess”! And here I just thought I was working too hard. Here are my results for this quiz:
Which Ancient Language Are You?
You are Akkadian, a blend of the incomprehensible symbols of the Sumerians with the unwritable sounds of the early Semitic peoples. However, the writing just doesn’t suit the words and doesn’t represent everything needed, so you end up a schizoid mess. Invented in Babylon, you’re probably to blame for that tower story. However, crazy as you are, you’re much loved and appreciated, and remain actively in use by records keepers long after schools have switched to other languages.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Ideogramatic
You scored higher than 99% on Syllablic
You scored higher than 99% on Logogramic
You scored higher than 99% on Alphabetic
At least I’m “much loved and appreciated,” but I honestly have no idea what the bar chart at the end is supposed to mean. I prefer to tell myself it means I have a strong, well balanced personality. <snort!>
(H/T: Awilum)
Oh come, come, dear Doctor P. Do you not see that “scizoid” is just another but not-very-elegant way of calling you a platypus?
Schizoid I can deal with; it’s the “mess” part that has me worried