Dr. Platypus

PETA is just plain wrong when it says, “People don’t seem to like fish.” Me? I love fish: catfish, swordfish, tilapia, sandabs, mahi mahi, monkfish, orange roughy—it’s all heavenly to me! That’s why I’m going to make a point of having some seafood (uh, excuse me, “Sea Kittens“) on March 15 in honor of International Eat a Tasty Animal for PETA (EATAPETA) Day. I might even ask the chef to leave the head on.

I’ll be in Corpus Christi that Sunday, and I’ll bet they’ve got some extra fresh and tasty sea kittens down there!