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Neville Longbottom and the Uneaten Feast

If one thing sets Malkin Academy apart from Hogwarts, Hermione, it is the great diversity of magical techniques. As I said, there’s no mistaking the Hogwarts influence here, but American wizards and witches come from such diverse backgrounds you can’t … Continue reading

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Articles of Christmas

I hereby express my concurrence with James McGrath’s Articles of Christmas, and this blog post serves as official notice of my intent to offer appropriate seasonal greetings according the stipulations thereof. This post should not be understood as a blanket … Continue reading

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Neville Longbottom and the Map of Mysteries

Dear Hermione, To answer your question from your last letter: Yes, Malkin Academy is a lot like Hogwarts. In fact, Hogwarts played an important role in Malkin’s founding. Directly after passage of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy (1692 if … Continue reading

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Neville Longbottom and the Midnight Duel

Dear Harry, Thanks for the letter and especially the picture of the kids. I can’t believe how big Lily is getting! It looks like everyone had a great time at her birthday party. Last month I went to New Orleans … Continue reading

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Lord Voldemort’s Favorite Things

Magical stones that can make me immortal Triwizard prizes to use as a portal Old haunted diaries tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things A Twelve-foot long snake, it’s a friend like no other A … Continue reading

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Friday Frivolity

The cast of Harry Potter trying to talk like Americans. Boo-yah! (H/T: Language Log) Share this: Digg this postRecommend on FacebookTweet about itSubscribe to the comments on this postTell a friend

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Copulating Good Response to a Skeptic’s Bovine Excrement

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Matthew 13:44-50 (Dr. Seuss edition)

I am J. J., they say. Here’s a gift for you today. Look! A treasure in the ground It was lost but now it’s found. “I would have that treasure, J. I would give my goods away.” Would you give … Continue reading

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They Ought to Be Logical Fallacies

Edward Feser, via Pseudo-Polymath: Post doc, ergo propter doc: The delusion that a Ph.D. confers wisdom, or even basic competence. Example: “Of course the medievals thought the earth was flat. It says so in the book! Who’s the professor here, … Continue reading

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I’m Tempted to Call It “The Scofield Paradox”

David Heddle explains it. Scofield also found feminine imagery for God in Genesis 17:1. Fortunately, the Revised Scofield Reference Bible corrected this obvious mistake. Share this: Digg this postRecommend on FacebookTweet about itSubscribe to the comments on this postTell a … Continue reading

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