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Bible Papers: Don’t Let This Be You!

Top 10 ways to fail a Bible paper, provided for your edification by Phillip J. Long. Here’s the list. Read the whole thing for the explanations:

  • #10 – “My youth pastor told me that. . .”
  • #9 – Pauline Lit Paper, only quote Jesus.
  • #8 – Any of these words: Satin, Pilot, Angles.
  • #7 – Referring to scholars by their first name: “As Tom says in Challenge of Jesus.
  • #6 – “As biblical Scholar J. Vernon McGee says….”
  • #5 – Comparing Jesus and Spiderman.
  • #4 – 1000 word paper, 500 word block quote.
  • #3 – “In The Message translation it says….”
  • #2 – “Dictionary.com defines justification as….”
  • #1 – “For many thousands of years people have debated….”
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