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The Darkling Diet, Revised
I have added a little bit of information about foods that enhance night vision to my thoughts about a possible diet for Norse trolls, dwarves, and other sunlight-averse creatures. If you liked the first version, perhaps you’d like to visit it again to see what’s new.
Merry Christmas!
Christ is born! Glorify him!
I wonder as I wander out under the sky
How Jesus the Saviour did come for to die
For poor on’ry people like you and like I;
I wonder as I wander out under the sky
When Mary birthed Jesus ’twas in a cow’s stall
With wise men and farmers and shepherds and all
But high from God’s heaven, a star’s light did fall
And the promise of ages it then did recall.
If Jesus had wanted for any wee thing
A star in the sky or a bird on the wing
Or all of God’s Angels in heaven to sing
He surely could have it, ’cause he was the King
I wonder as I wander out under the sky
How Jesus the Saviour did come for to die
For poor on’ry people like you and like I;
I wonder as I wander out under the sky
Sunday Inspiration: A Perilous Land
Faerie is a perilous land, and in it are pitfalls for the unwary and dungeons for the overbold… The realm of fairy-story is wide and deep and high and filled with many things: all manner of beasts and birds are found there; shoreless seas and stars uncounted; beauty that is an enchantment, and an ever-present peril; both joy and sorrow as sharp as swords. In that realm a man may, perhaps, count himself fortunate to have wandered, but its very richness and strangeness tie the tongue of a traveller who would report them. And while he is there it is dangerous for him to ask too many questions, lest the gates should be shut and the keys be lost.
—J. R. R. Tolkien
Thanksgiving 2013
I’m thankful for…
- Faith, hope, and love.
- The Mercer University Children’s Choir.
- The most awesomely awesome wife in the universe.
- A daughter who still likes me to read her bedtime stories.
- Diyclomine.
- Bills that are paid.
- The innocence of childhood.
- The ability to keep on learning.
- The privilege of living near my parents.
- Amazing friends with all their amazing interests and skills.
- Grace.
- Fond memories of my departed mother-in-law.
- A bright and enthusiastic pastor.
- Jim Butcher.
- The cheeseburgers at Greek Corner Pizza.
- Relpax.
- The Bibb County Public Library.
- Mr. Seredick.
- A church where they let me lead a three-week Bible study on monsters.
- Wonder.
What are you thankful for?
Thanksgiving 2013
I’m thankful for…
- Faith, hope, and love.
- The Mercer University Children’s Choir.
- The most awesomely awesome wife in the universe.
- A daughter who still likes me to read her bedtime stories.
- Diyclomine.
- Bills that are paid.
- The innocence of childhood.
- The ability to keep on learning.
- The privilege of living near my parents.
- Amazing friends with all their amazing interests and skills.
- Grace.
- Fond memories of my departed mother-in-law.
- A bright and enthusiastic pastor.
- Jim Butcher.
- The cheeseburgers at Greek Corner Pizza.
- Relpax.
- The Bibb County Public Library.
- Mr. Seredick.
- A church where they let me lead a three-week Bible study on monsters.
- Wonder.
What are you thankful for?
Christmas vs. Chanukkah
Dorothy King explains it all, and admirably!
Just in case anyone asks you what the difference is between Christmas and Chanukah, you will know what and how to answer.
1. Christmas is one day, same day every year, December 25th. Jews also love December 25th. It’s another paid day off from work. We go to the movies and out for Chinese food and Israeli dancing. Chanukah is 8 days. It starts the evening of the 24th of Kislev, whenever that falls. No one is ever sure. Jews never know until a non-Jewish friend asks when Chanukah starts, forcing us to consult a calendar so we don’t look like idiots. We all have the same calendar, provided free with a donation from the World Jewish Congress, the kosher butcher or the local Sinai Memorial Chapel (especially in Florida ) or other Jewish funeral homes.
2. Christmas is a major holiday. Chanukah is a minor holiday with the same theme as most Jewish holidays. They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.
Eleven more points to ponder over at PhDiva.
Here Be Dragons
Here is the PPT for the third and final installment of my recent Wednesday-night Bible study series, “Monsters: A Biblical Bestiary.” I think people have appreciated the series, even though it has been a bit challenging for some.
We looked at how to study the Bible in terms of translation, textual criticism, and understanding the cultural context in which it was written.
In “Here Be Dragons,” I talked about what happens when the monsters we find in the Bible are there because the biblical writers actually believed in monsters. In the process, we look a bit at the fact that the Bible describes the world in terms of ancient conceptions of cosmology, meteorology, and physiology.
Homework
I learned everything I needed to know about Stephenie Meyer and Twilight when I heard that Meyer did not do any research on vampire folklore. Seriously? If you’re writing a series of novels about vampires, how do you not research vampires?
I have already admitted my tendency toward Tolkien Syndrome or World Builders Disease. Say what you will, I like to flesh out how a fantasy world “works” to the extent that things make sense at a macro scale. Part of that is being aware of one’s source material: the mythological store rooms from which we draw our common ideas about magic, gods and demons, mythical creatures, and the like. You won’t be surprised, then, to know that I like to read stories where it is clear the writer has done his or her homework.
Let me hasten to say, I certainly don’t object to writers doing something new and different with a mythological concept. I just want them to give me a wink to let me know that they know what they’re doing.
Top TenEleven Cool Old Guys
Today is my birthday, and I’ve been thinking about the kind of old guy I want to become, because it’s happening faster than I would have imagined twenty years ago! In chronological order, here are some cool old guys from whom I could stand to learn a thing or two:
1. Yoda. He’s short. He’s not that handsome. But he’s got that whole “power of the force” thing going, and could kick some serious heinie in his (relatively) younger days. Plus, I think I edited something he wrote once.
2. Melchizedek. According to rabbinic tradition, he is the patriarch Shem under an assumed name. In any case, he is the ultimate mysterious stranger, “without father or mother or genealogy, without beginning of life or end of days,” who arrives out of nowhere to bless Abram and show him hospitality.
3. Nicholas of Myra. Lover of children, giver of gifts, exiled and imprisoned for his faith. He once even punched out an Arian heretic. According to some, he spends his retirement years distributing toys to good little girls and boys.
4. Atticus Finch. Loving father, brilliant lawyer, champion of justice.
5. Sherman Tecumseh Potter. Ex-cavalryman and exemplary army surgeon. Beloved father-figure to everyone under his command.
6. Emmett Lathrop “Doc” Brown. Inspired though eccentric scientist and inventor. If you’re going to build a time machine, why not put it in a Delorean? He realized his dream of living in the Old West, where men were men and women looked like Mary Steenburgen.
7-8. Arva S. Pursiful Jr. and Darrell T. Pursiful. What can I say? My father is and my paternal grandfather was a cool old guy. Devoted husbands, fathers, and grandfathers; among the top in their chosen professions; able to know when to be serious and when to joke around. They’ve given me some mighty big shoes to fill.
9. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Flawed yet honorable. He never stopped learning. He never stopped risking something big for something good.
10. Johnny Cash. An almost perfect synthesis of Saturday night and Sunday morning.
11. Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Just because I wish I could pull off that head slap thing he does and/or magically appear behind someone who’s talking about me.
Sunday Inspiration: Writing
You must not believe all that authors tell you about how they wrote their books. This is not because they mean to tell lies. It is because a man writing a story is too excited about the story itself to sit back and notice how he’s doing it.
—C. S. Lewis