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Lord Voldemort’s Favorite Things

Magical stones that can make me immortal
Triwizard prizes to use as a portal
Old haunted diaries tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

A Twelve-foot long snake, it’s a friend like no other
A Shiny gold locket I got from my mother
Dumbledore’s wand—it could make me a king!
These are a few of my favorite things

An Old lady’s cup in a vault down at Gringott’s
Thrills me far more than a pile of gold ingots
A Crown in Albania and dear Granddad’s ring
These are a few of my favorite things

When my minions
Always fail me
When the Boy won’t die
I simply remember my favorite things
And I’m not a sad bad guy

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1 Comment

  1. Anne says:

    LOL. Love it.

    Like

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